SANTA encourages a red lip. So in the spirit of Christmas stuff that mince pie in your mouth and get to it.

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This might be my favorite find of 2010. Stockings that store SNACKS! Who is this girl - Call me!

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Digital dessert. Your welcome.  

Image source: Vogue.com

Dip into daddy's wardrobe and SUIT it up.

Image Source: Zara.com, Vogue.com, tumblr, tfs

This last look is by ZARA. Ladies listen: Sexy isn't always less material and more sparkle (although often it is)... Please try before you deny.

Attempted Olsen outfit.
(Health warning: To fully commit to the role one must abandon all food groups, air and nicotine now serving as breakfast, lunch and dinner).

 

Please note: i chose fat over famine, aka still struggling to achieve said look. 

You see this purse..It's very important to me, so please dont touch. 
It holds all my pudding and pretty things. 

Image sources: The Satorialist, tfs, tumblr, stockholm street style, blonde black

Santa if your reading this i love the whole outfit, especially the Sam Elderman boots. Please and thanks. 

Ripped and rough I want you. 
BALMAIN'S spring 2011 collection proves ONCE AGAIN to be wholly DESIRABLE yet entirely unaffordable. Suggested recession route:
Take a pair of scissors and go to town on jeans and a white T. Chanel ex-boyfriend anger or lack there of and enjoy the results.

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Big head-bands dont give big boners, but who cares?

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Acne + Alexander Wang 2011.. A reason to pause and put down the pudding...

House-GUEST over houseWIFE.

Image sources, French vogue, tfs, tumblr, sohipithurts

Guests eat- wife's wash.

TOM FORD is back to his own/new label and its been worth the wait.. The collection drips with decadent, divine, delicious GLAMOUR.   
Unfortunately dresses range from about £2,900 to £22,000.. sooooo il just be heading to the nearest bakery, buying a slice of pie and reading/stroking the feature story in this months Harper's Bazaar UK.

 

Sloppy Sunday style.
Ingredients:"Boyfriend" track-pants, loose fitting top, dog (the smaller the better), over sized shades, useless hat, last nights heels, a Starbucks and a hangover.

Image sources, Elle France 2010, Rag and Bone.

Dip your hair into candy coated colors. Avoid harsh tones aka looking like Avril Lavigne and enter LAH-LAH land. Where bubblegum trumps bloomberg and cupcakes contain no calories.

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Stomp through streets in these snuggly yet seductive stockings. What a great find at Opening Ceremony.